80’s Lover
VERSE I
I have dreams of Mr
Roboto
And he’s dancing in
the dark
He’s going footloose until
he has a total eclipse of the heart
I tell him he’s a maniac
on the floor
And the truth cuts
like a knife
He says “It’s still
rock n roll to me”
And I say, “You may
be right.”
The dream changes
And I’m in Rio
The lady in red
Is dancing on the
sand
I’m hungry like a
wolf
And my parents don’t
understand
She spins me right
round
Like a record
And pours some sugar
on me
I said, “Let’s dance
in the purple rain.”
She said, “Do you
really want to hurt me?”
VERSE II
She says she’s like a
virgin
And she tells me to stop
But I love her 99 red
balloons
And I want to watch them pop
She does a flash
dance for me
Cuz I’m a Tarzan boy
She’s naked except for her legwarmers
And a belt that says Boy Toy
I said we can have a white
wedding
In our honeymoon
suite we’ll rebel yell
She said you’re kissing
to be clever
Throw your careless
whispers down your wishing well
Like you were on Fame
And I was on Moonraker
Where the streets
have no name
Cuz you ain’t nothing but a heartbreaker
VERSE III
I met this Karma Chameleon
Wearing Dexie’s
Midnight Runners
I said that look is over
She said that look is down
under
She said “I like to walk
like an Egyptian,
And my Adidas help
me get some.”
I said, “I walk this
way in my raspberry beret,
Cuz girls just wanna
have fun.”
And she said, “Hey Na
Na Na...
Are you living in a
northern town?
I used to be a small
town boy
In a big country
now I’m a man inside a gown.”
I said “It must hurt
so good, to turn a Jack into a Dianne.”
She said, “Beat it ,
Billie Jean,
I’m saving a prayer for Duran
Duran.”
© cb shaw 2002
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